This seriously looks like someone went into their grandmothers bathroom and stole their towel holder off the wall and made it into a terrible necklace. Seriously....this thing is HIDEOUS.
Dear sweet unholy JESUS.
"I stole this from my grammy's bathroom wall"
"So, I was walking down the street and alien glowing jellyfish began attacking my neck!!!"
"I love Mr. Winky the ferret so much, I carry him with me always...and my collection of plastic 80's bracelets"
Thrifty and fashionable! "I use my suitcase handle as a lovely piece of neck decoration"
Fantastic!
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